The Bullitt Race by Larry v Harry
Please, please please bring me one of these awesome little beauties. I've been good, mostly, and I reckon I really deserve this. I'll make sure there is a stocking big enough and I'll leave plenty of mince pies, sherry and a carrot or two for Rudolph. If I had one of these, I could even give you a hand next year - it's a win-win situation.
Toby, age 39.