Monorail planned for Cardiff - Business News - Business - WalesOnline
Came across this story about a monorail planned for the city centre, linking Cardiff Bay with Cardiff Central station. Classic pie-in-the-sky stuff, but whenever this kind of story rears its head, I can't help but think of...
Marge v The Monorail.
One technician suggests cutting the power, but alas, the monorail
is solar-powered. (``Solar power. When will people learn?'')
But miracle of miracles, Springfield suffers a solar eclipse!
The train grinds to a halt, and all celebrate. The eclipse
ends, and the train speeds off again.
There truly is a Simpsons episode for every occasion.